Maru the cat is a famous little guy who became an internet sensation after he jumped into some boxes. Christina Hendricks plays the voluptuous Joan Holloway on AMC’s Mad Men. Cute little acrocat (acrobat + cat, duh), or beautiful big boobied redhead? You decide. Let’s get it on!

 

THIS BATTLE HAS ENDED - Cats win again!

Apparently the fans (yes, we have fans, quit laughing) wanted to take matters into their own hands and see how their real world cats and boobs matched up against one another. I know, I’m excited too. So, with no further ado, I give you Battle #4 - Roxy the Cat vs. Anonymous fan Boobs. FIGHT!

Photo credits to voters Courtney G and Laura P

 

THIS BATTLE HAS ENDED.

Cats were getting cocky, but Boobs came back and beat the living shit out of cats. Way to go boobs, I knew you could do it!

THIS BATTLE HAS ENDED. Kitties beat the living shit out of boobs again, which makes me think in the next battle, we need to even things up a bit. LET’S DO THIS!

THIS BATTLE HAS ENDED. WHO WON? CATS, THAT’S WHO! I have to say, I thought that these two internet powerhouses were more evenly matched than this. Let’s give it another try on the next battle!

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